Monday, April 20, 2020

Mandela Effect (a silly poem conversation)

"But Sinbad was a genie!"
No, he was not.
"But Frebreze had 2 e's!"
No it didn't, STOP.
"You mean to tell me,
Bernstein has an 'a',
And Curious George's tail somehow ran away?"
You were probably drunk,
You were probably high,
Or you probably were so tired
Your lids half-covered your eyes,
But there's no dash in KitKat,
No fy in Jif, 
No monocle for Pennybags,
And no "Clarice" to greet with.
"But in King Henry's picture, there's a turkey leg, right?"
I'm going to bed, Carl. STOP VAPING. Good night.





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